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You’re in the middle of a custody battle and she’s trying to take your son from you. Who, by the way, deserves way better than the two of you. And in the middle of that, your dick got hard.

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House of Lies - 1x12 - The Mayan Apocalypse

1 month ago on 4 April 2012 @ 5:21pm + 75 notes
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Jeannie: I… For me… I have been feeling very insecure.
Wes: Um, join six billion other people.
Jeannie: I’ve been insecure and… dishonest.
Wes: Oh, Christ, are we gonna have one of these kinda talks where every…?
Jeannie: And I… I have been behaving badly.
Wes: Well, that-that doesn’t sound like a, uh, a good sign.
Jeannie: And I’m not ready to get married. Or be engaged, or live with you.
Wes: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Oh. Wh… Seriously?
Jeannie: But I really like being with you.
Wes: “I like being with you”? “I like being…”? That’s really sweet and all, you know, your whole struggle that you’re going through. Truthfully, for me, I’m not that surprised by it. I kind of always saw you as my B plan. Do we really think that my parents were ever gonna sign off on a beauty queen runner-up from Spokane? My family owns a fucking baseball team. That’s what they do for fun. Your family… Right. So fuck you… and your little existential problems.
Jeannie: Don’t sell yourself short. I was your A plan. And I messed up.

House of Lies s01e12

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Jeannie: Is there anything that you won’t do? Not a rhetorical question, girls. Is there a line that you won’t cross?
Doug: Please, Jeannie, like you’re the paragon of business morality.
Clyde: For one second, let’s remember the old bait and switch you pulled at the Cheesecake Factory.

House of Lies 1x07 | Bareback Town
3 months ago on 24 February 2012 @ 11:52pm + 12 notes
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Clyde: We’re supposed to be brothers, man. We’re supposed to look out for each other. Do you remember that part?
Doug: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck are you talking about?
Clyde: You think I don’t see all your fucking teacher’s pet ass kissing every day?
Doug: What?
Clyde: What do you mean, what? With Marty. “I’ll get “those reports for you. I’ll get all that data for you. I want to suck your dick.”
Doug: Marty’s my mentor.
Clyde: No, he’s not, Doug. He’s not.

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